thank you for your interest
in joining the launch team!
HERE'S WHAT THE LAUNCH TEAM INVOLVES. SCROLL DOWN TO APPLY.
A FANCY, EXCLUSIVE LAUNCH PARTY IN NEW YORK OR CALIFORNIA
Welp. Yeah. These two parties were in the works but won’t be happening now. But we might need to make some launch team happy-hour zoom meetings happen.
AN AUTOGRAPHED BOOKPLATE
We can't do signed books right now (thanks coronavirus) but I've got some very classy bookplates that you can affix to your book, which is pretty darn close. I will sign it and dedicate it to you, your mom, your ex . . . whoever you want. And I will write the inscription of your choice. I might regret this.
THE WHOLE BOOK NOW, AS A DIGITAL DOWNLOAD
Who likes being a VIP who gets stuff before everybody else? You do! We want the launch team to have the book early, so when you pre-order, you will get the whole book NOW (not releasing until next month.) And if you were wanting a hardcopy or audiobook but also wanted to read it on a kindle . . . this is the perfect way to get both. You’ll get the full manuscript in a PDF format that you can send to your kindle, and then the hardback or audiobook when it drops June 9th.
A BONUS CHAPTER: PARENTING IN A PANDEMIC
I've been parenting in a pandemic for over two months so obviously I am an expert. Okay . . . I don't know what I'm doing either. But I wrote a lot about it, from the emotional toll it's taking to the lie that any of us will be finishing a novel.
ACCESS TO THE PRIVATE HIVEMIND FACEBOOK GROUP
I don’t even know where to begin with this group. They are smart, they are hilarious, and they’ve been my lifeline. We’ve been having a lot of fun in there. Come join us.
BEING PART OF A TEAM TO SUPPORT A FIRST-TIME AUTHOR WHO IS FREAKED OUT ABOUT LAUNCHING A BOOK IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC.
Seriously. Thank you.
We are asking the launch team to pre-order the book, to commit to leaving a review on Goodreads by June 9th and to commit to leaving an Amazon review between June 9 and June 15th. We would also love you to help promote the book, and be a part of our facebook group to brainstorm and plan.